My Wife's 50Th !

[Voltage]

It was my wife's 50th birthday today and she's been trying to convince everyone that age hasn't taken it's toll.

"Look!" She gasped. "I can still touch my toes!"

"That's great hun" I said. "Though I'm not so sure it counts if it's with your boobs!"

[1ozzy]

Did she have to bend over?

[Voltage]

No lol

[mallyh]

I got mine pierced but kept getting my toes caught in the rings

[Voltage]

Lol mally I can picture it now ;-)

[1ozzy]

Mallyh, you have made my day!!!!!

LOL LOL LOL!!

Thank you ;-)

[Voltage]

It's good to laugh innit shall we tell others to laugh a bit too :-(

[1ozzy]

If Mallyh doesn't earn a bestest answery thingy you are a complete "nasty word" Volty ;-/

[Voltage]

Go on then lol

[1ozzy]

If it wasn't for humour of any sort Volty would life be worth ?????????

[Voltage]

Tell some on here m8!

[Voltage]

The wife said, 'You haven't listened to a bloody word I've said, have you !!!'

What strange way to start a conversation with me.....!

[mallyh]

:-) xx

[Patsy33]

Lol!
At least she's trying to keep abreast of things.....

[zebo]

When will you be able to stand up straight again?

[marval]

Harold's wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look years younger.

After a lengthy sitting before the mirror applying the 'miracle' products, she asked.

"Darling, honestly, what age would you say I am?"

Looking over her carefully, Harold replied, "Judging from your skin, twenty; your hair, eighteen; and your figure, twenty five."

"Oh, you flatterer!" she gushed.

"Hey, wait a minute!' Harold interrupted. 'I haven't added them up yet."