Presents Women Do Not Want

robert551069 | 13:36 Fri 21st Dec 2012 | Christmas

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In the online edition of The Daily Telegraph today there a list of Christmas presents that women do not want. These are:- Sexy Santa underwear...Housecoat...Amy Childs vejazzled onesie...Plastic surgery voucher...Shaping underwear...Boots gift set (Shampoo, etc.)...Dustmop slippers...Festive leggings...Celebrity perfume (e.g. Lady GaGa perfume)...Workout CD (eg Essexercise)...Novelty Christmas jewellery...Fake designer handbags...Cheap engagement rings...50 Shades of Grey charm bracelet.
An office colleague of mine once gave his wife a vacuum cleaner for Christmas

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evedawn

I know of a man who bought his wife... Dishcloths! I kid you not!!!

jno

lawnmowers seem to get a bad reception.

VHG

A man I knew bought his wife an iron for Christmas (a few years ago I will admit).

They are no longer together.

Frank97

One year, when I was a kid, my mother said several times that she must get a new frying pan.
She wasn't impressed on Christmas day when she opened her presents!

evedawn

Oh no Jno - I got a lawn mower for my bday. I was really genuinly chuffed!

Baldric

An acquaintance of mine, a few years ago, bought his wife a packet of Dusters as her only present.

mazie

My old man bought me a Dehumidifier one Christmas...The air was blue !

MustangLady

My ex bought me a 50" tv and games console... funny it was exactly what he had been talking about just 3 weeks before christmas (to buy himself!!!). I never did have control of the remote and he bought himself 3 games to play over christmas too :(

islasmum

My OH bought me a useful amd necessary, if rather unromantic present last year - a new windscreen for the car! (and not even gift-wrapped!) This year I doubt if I will get anything for Christmas, as he's just had an operation on his hand, so can't drive - so I've told him that I hoped that I would get something extra nice when he is mobile again - and hopefully not car orientated!

EcclesCake

Chocolate, I don't want any bloody chocolate! I have chocolate from last Christmas and Easter in the fridge, I hardly eat the damn stuff and I don't want any more!!!

LyndaB

I doubt my OH will have got me anything and I haven't bought him anything either!

B00

"My old man bought me a Dehumidifier one Christmas...The air was blue ! "

Why? Was it broken?

albaqwerty

Mr A has bought me a deep fat fryer, a lawnmower, an iron, a hoover, not all at the same time but over the years. All coincided with Xmas.
Funny that.....