I feel....

[NoMercy]

Like my right Leg is missing....

:-(

[ummmm]

lol

[Bbbananas]

Play with someone's middle one instead then.
I'm sure you will find a Friendly Man to oblige...

[MrFriendly]

Your lovable leg will be back...........

[NoMercy]

You seem remarkably well-informed oh Friendly one !

[China Doll]

NoMercy, I'm quite fond of you so please don't take this the wrong way (never a good start to a point you're a bout to make) but here goes... I'm fairly sure you (and others) have your the right legs contact details so perhaps just use those and then you wouldn't miss the leg so much.

If legs or feet or hands that I like were suddenly missing in action, I'd be a bit peeved but that's why I get contact details of my favourite limbs, so that it doesn't matter whether they're here or not.

Sorry. Probably not what you wanted to hear.

[NoMercy]

China - don't worry about what you said, it's a very valid point. I do have my missing limb's contact details. This post was just a minor protest to show my support, without being too contentious. x

[craft1948]

do you keep falling over?

[steg]

well hop to it

[NoMercy]

Only after I've hammered the Hendricks....

[China Doll]

Jolly good! :c)

[jackthehat]

Could someone please remind me just how many weeks now is it since he was able to post.........?

[NoMercy]

I have no idea Jack, as I flew back to England on the 4th, and didn't come back online until the day before yesterday. Obviously there's quite a lot I've been missing.

[jackthehat]

JtH desperately seeks out the irony button on the keyboard

[craft1948]

jack......go for sarcasm instead....

[NoMercy]

If you find it, could you please let me know where it is....

[jno]

approximately a seventh, jack? NoM must have just come in the front door as leg left by the servants' entrance

[jackthehat]

Is that one of those 'ctrl+alt+something else' functions, craft ?

[craft1948]

it's an "F" key jack.......nokno's an expert on them...

[ummmm]

He hasn't been able to post since Wednesday. So expect a few more of posts like this.

[jackthehat]

Two days !
Two days and we have 'I miss Legend' threads. He's voluntatily stayed away from here for longer and we haven't had the wailing and gnashing of teeth that we have today.
It would appear that folks are missing him 'in advance'.

Why not wait and see if the situation resolves itself in the next couple of days...............?