Mad Over 50`s Club

[Mamyalynne]

At the risk of being presumptious and with no sign of ladyalex thus far , I am throwing the doors open and will endeavour to arrange some entertainment etc


Mutter, mutter, mutter

[caththecrazy]

I'm sure the tea urn loves me it keeps hissing in my ear and it's all hot....

[Mamyalynne]

alba you shouldnt be in there alone you have heard the rumours surely

[mrs.chappie]

If you don't mind, I'll keep me balaclava on, it keeps me ears warm. Problem is, I can't tell the back from the front.

[Mamyalynne]

I have a pair of slippers called Tigger

Blast the tea anyone fancy a jellybean cocktail prof lambrini wont know it isnt vimto

[Naomicorlett]

Prof lambrini is
wearing a bikini
It's very teeny
and shows off his weeny !!


I'm going to the orangery
to find me a frenchy !!

[Mamyalynne]

mrs c keep hold of the handrail you cant see where you are going

[albaqwerty]

rumours... fleetwood mac :)

[caththecrazy]

I can't see I can't see

[Mamyalynne]

whos been drinking from the undersink cupboard you will get me the sack or i will be disrobed defrocked or whatever they do to matrons

[mrs.chappie]

Jolly good idea mamya. I have a portable handrail. I'll bring it with me.

[caththecrazy]

the bikini

[Mamyalynne]

is that a cocktail cath or is prof just pleased to be here

[Naomicorlett]

If priests get de-frocked do gardeners get de-flowered ?? and chiropodists get de-feeeted?

[caththecrazy]

we should give the vicar's frock to the prof...

where is my *****************?

I think I saw the prof under the sink ...

[Mamyalynne]

what have you lost now have you checked the lost prop list we are having a carboot sale soon sp better grab it quick

[sleekit-kate]

can i come in.shall i leave my tesco trolley at the door,i have returned that roll-on,i nearly dislocated my hip trying to squeeze into it,that policeman kept running after me with his truncheon,so i've brought him back,is my dog here?

[Mamyalynne]

have the french polish dancers arrived i have used mr sheen on the bannisters

[Naomicorlett]

Let's all have a slide down the bannister....Wheee !!

[caththecrazy]

he may be slinky - what does he look like

that policeman is quite hunky does he have a few brothers? doe she like jelly bean coc ktails?

Can he go and fetch the fish and chips with hsi flashing ligth we migth get them before they are cold...

[Naomicorlett]

Ahem .... Will members please proof read their pkreh before fhruei them!!! we are getting some nvjow; on this thred.