How Will I Sleep?

[barry1010]

https://ibb.co/9VkNnrs

He's a monster above my bed

[andy-hughes]

Ignore him, he'll probably ignore you, unless you have six legs, wings, and compound eyes ...

[Buenchico]

Spiders seem to love the corner of my ceiling immediately above my pillow. I'm almost used to them dropping onto my face during the night now!

[1ozzy]

Read him a bedtime story and he'll go to sleep.

[wolf63]

Get a cat from somewhere. Thats a nice snack before bedtime.

[barry1010]

Think of the zillions of babies

[Lie-in King]

Absolutely zero chance of me clicking that link.

[tamaris]

Shall I come over and put it outside for you, they don't scare me, now earwigs are another matter x

[Hazlinny]

Some lyrics for you Barry x

https://genius.com/Flanders-and-swann-the-spider-lyrics

[Canary42]

He's only a decoy - the real monsters always lie under the bed.

https://ibb.co/s3Hq6GY

[elliemay1]

No way I would click on that link either!

[pastafreak]

Aww...fuzzy wuzzy itsy weensy spider!

[lankeela]

[Barsel]

There's no way I would get into your bed Barry.

[JimF]

[Buenchico]

Does Barsel's post imply that there are some people here whose beds she WOULD get into, I wonder?

;-)

[jno]

go for it!

https://i.gifer.com/5A6T.mp4

[Barsel]

Chris, that might be for me to know and for you to find out.;-)

Jno, that's ridiculous. No way on earth would I attempt to catch that spider.

[Arksided]

He's /She's simply a guardian to making sure your ok... Nothing to see here carry on. kinda thing except that big wobbly thing that keeps looking at me.

[barry1010]

I slept but now need to know - where the heck is that spider hiding?

[1ozzy]

Somewhere he can surprise you when you least expect it.

Sleep soundly old mate ;-)