Mad Over Fifties Club

nungate | 20:05 Sat 05th Apr 2014 | Quizzes & Puzzles

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Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers for the latest meeting of Mad Over Fifties Club. Igor is at the door eagerly awaiting tonights arrivals so that he can gather up their coats, cloaks a broomsticks for concealment around the Towers, members should note that all items left for concealment are left at their own risk and we cannot guarantee their safe return at the end of our revels
Tonights Tailcock will be the "Dyspeptic Daiquiri", shall we say it's an "interesting brew" not to mention colourful!
Our hot plate special tonight is roast chicken with all the trimmings! For those who might prefer something lighter, we have a selection of volly vonts
horses doovers and canopies. On the pudding trolley, we have a special request by Queenofmean for an Ice Cream Gateau, layers of different flavours of ice cream, swathed in whipped cream and topped with a selection of fresh fruit.
We are pleased to announce the return of the bungee to the topmost tower
and the hot tub is also back in his rightful place atop the North Tower, and of course his best friend the Mini bar has returned there too (fully stocked)
(sadly the indoor pool is bereft now his friends have relocated from the dungeon) Now that the lighter evenings have returned we are delighted to say that the gardens and the maze are also open for members use. Rowing boats will be available in a few weeks for rowing on the lake, and the racetrack has had new floodlights for night time driving and the cars are all ready for racing!
Our indoor entertainment comes in the shape of our Minstrels who are tuning up in the gallery of the Great Hall getting ready to serve up their usual selection of madrigals and toccattas. In the Ball Room, we have engaged the services of the Tone Deafs a selection of Eighties Hits. As always our indoor facilities are available to all members, as it will be a few weeks before we can use the outdoor pool, members are reminded that the indoor pool is ready for use (swimsuits are available) I would urge members to give it a try, he's feeling very low since his friends have returned to the North Tower.
Our well stocked library has all the latest magazines and periodicals, including the latest edition of Quantum Physics for Midwives. Members must remember not to feed the Triffid if they visit the conservatory, its next feed is due at Easter. (would the owner of the green hat found at the feet of the triffid please collect it from Lost Property) I am happy to say that owing to members good behaviour in not throwing litter into the moat, the piranhas have recovered from their bout of indigestion (the pepto bismol was turning the water pink!)
Please hand all contributions for the rofl to Belle in the vestibule)
For tonights rofl I offer:
- Pack of needles (rusty and blunt)
- tangle of embroidery threads
- half finished cross stitch picture (chart lost)

A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals

carriages at midnight

Flowers

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dinnae fash Tony, you're among friends here you're not alone Mr. N is in residence, and Igor is around ..... somewhere

Igor61

Madame. did you call?

Sir Alec

Mwahahahahaaaaaaa! (Reminiscent of Vincent Price at the end of Thriller)!

DaisyNonna

Tony, very, very occasionally one has to put aside the fact that one is a lady and fight for what is right.

nungate

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yes Igor, Tony is feeling a bit lonesome being the only man around would you please stay in the room, make him feel a lot more secure and all that

DaisyNonna

Igor, I think drinks are needed all round and perhaps something sweet. Apart from your good self of course.

excelsior-1

er tony - bloke here

tonyav

Igor, I think I could do with another bucket or two, thanks.

nungate

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besides you haven't done anything to tee anyone of Tony you'll be fine

tonyav

DaisyNonna
Tony, very, very occasionally one has to put aside the fact that one is a lady and fight for what is right.

I understand, Daisy.

tonyav

excelsior-1

er tony - bloke her

Thank gawd for that, excels come back.

nungate

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sorry Excel you were in the north tower relaxing ... I think Tony was feeling a bit shall we say threatened by a lack of male company - a lot of girls together can be quite intimidating