Mad Over Fifties Club

[Igor61]

Madame regrets that she will not able to attend tonight's meeting. She has had to dash off to her Mum's as she has had a bit of an accident, and is needed there, she may be back later in the evening depending on how things go.
The Towers are still available to those who wish to convene a meeting of the MOFC but they will have to take "pot luck" I do have a couple of pitchers of Margaritas on ice and I'm sure our mixologist will be around to mix up more.
All of our usual facilities are available for members, I have sent Frank to turn on the hot bubbly thing on the north Tower and I think the elastic band thing is working too.
If Madame isn't able to return to the Towers before close of the festivities, our members are invited to turn off the lights and put the key under the door mat, I shall be in my bed by then (I hope)
Thank you
Igor

[DaisyNonna]

Well done, Tony, knew you wouldn't let us down.
About the rifle.
I have a pair of kitten heels, size 4, two cocktails (a Cold Duck and a Moscow Mule), A packet of Birds' Nest soup, a cat's cradle, a sheepshank and some crocodile tears
My menagerie was becoming over stocked.

[tonyav]

Ohhhh, I like sheepshanks Daisy, leaned how to tie them in the boy cubs.

[DTCwordfan]

I have a straight lily made out of paper, a bent lily, three gardenia, one bath with a hole in it, one tap and two claw legs missing. Throw in half a tennis ball, my perennial crushed table-tennis ball and a mushroom covered in crab sauce from the Golden Stool (and yes it does exist, in London).

[DaisyNonna]

Always been partial to a Bowline on the Bight.
IGOR! Please, I would like to talk to you.

[DTCwordfan]

http://i39.tinypic.com/26425hi.jpg

[tonyav]

Used to like a good reef knot to Daisy, except when they turned into a grief knot.

[tonyav]

Righto DT, shall we be going on there later ?.

[flump1]

Good Evening Igor, please pass on my regards to Nungate and Queenie. A large Maragarita please.
Good evening one and all, hope we are all well ? I have just popped in, will pop in and out as the evening progresses. !

[DaisyNonna]

Oh it's a place of entertainment.
Always thought a night club was what one kept beside the bed in case of intruders.
Just love gardenias.

[DTCwordfan]

Hello Flumpy.....so what passes with you?

[tonyav]

Good evening flump.
Gawd I have been night clubbed by the fuzz, Daisy !.

[DaisyNonna]

Grief, that's what comes of tying the knot Tony.
Hi flump. How are you tonight?
Not seen queenie.
Oh dear, my glass seems to be empty!

[DTCwordfan]

Here we are daisy......from the web site soon to be launched. (Made out of paper) http://i41.tinypic.com/2cfsl53.jpg

[tonyav]

Right then, refills all round ?.

[DTCwordfan]

please tony.....

[DaisyNonna]

Please Tony.
Last time I went clubbing was yonks ago with Richard Ingrams and Willie Rushton who were publicising Private Eye.

[tonyav]

Ok, back in a mo with the drinks.
Willie Rushton, Daisy. Interesting bloke he was.

[DaisyNonna]

Right you are. First and last time I was in a strip club.
At least they staked me a tenner and I won £50 playing roulette.
Never done that since either.

[tonyav]

Tony comes staggering back, with the drinks.
A strip club Daisy !, and a fifty quid win as well.

[DaisyNonna]

Oh a drink, thanks Tony, I need that. Reminiscing makes me thirsty.
The New Moon Club in Cardiff.
Wonder if it has been closed down?