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nungate | 21:10 Sat 09th Mar 2013 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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Tonight's festivities at Nungate Towers are about to commence. Queenofmean has planned everything, from the menus to club activities and what a programme she has arranged (it's my Mother's day gift.....I think)
The Tailcock tonight will be "Mother's Touch" - light, warm and fruity, when you drink it feels like a hug! Scoff our resident chef is on compassionate leave and his place has been taken by his cousin Andre who has flown in from Paris specially to cater tonight's event! He has cooked a lovely Chicken Veronique, chicken strips in a luscious white wine sauce, studded with gorgeous green nuggets of deliciousness (grapes flown in from our vineyards in the southern hemisphere). As always we have a selection of volly vonts and canopies and on the pudding trolley, Andre has one of his specialities Gateau Petite Rose, a creamy confection of sponge, whipped cream laced with rose water and rose petals. The minstrels are warming up in the gallery, as always they will be playing a selection of madrigals and fugues and later on they have promised to give us their rendition of Showtunes, from the "Glums" to 42nd Street! As a special treat Queenie has arranged the Towers Triathalon! There will be a three legged race, (three laps around the Towers)
The "diddy" cycle (thirteen laps around the Towers) and finally the Swimming section - three laps in the moat whilst wearing a pink tutu! (Pink sparkly thongs are optional) So the hot tub is bubbling away, and the mini bar has been replenshed on the north tower, yet again we are still waiting for the elastic replacements for the bungee (I've been assured they will be installed on Monday) the games room and skittle lanes are also open.
For the rofl, Queenie has arranged a fruit basket (empty)
a silver bottle bag (also empty)
one silver candle (unused as it need a very
narrow holder.)
A warm welcome awaits all who dare enter these portals......

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Dave Allen was the best ... I wish we could see him on uk gold or dave or somewhere
DT ! Yoohoo...be a love and fetch me some volly vonts, slurp, then must fetch my sparkly, feel naked without it. Can't risk the exposure thingy though .slurp
velly vents coming up with or without thong....
Evenin' all, especially our Nungate stand-in, her Queeness x x
We missed you last week, Minty. I see we haven't got the bungee up and running this week so you'll have to choose an alternative form of entertainment.
As for me I'll have a tub o' Touch and that bagful of chocolate I might have won in the roffle last week, cross fingers.
You are naughty DT.. but I like yooo. Tone where are you ?
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I enjoyed that DT - often pop into youtube to find clips of Dave Allen (among a few others) I agree with Excel, why don't they show Dave Allen on some of these channels?

Minty, you're among friends, you wear what you like around here, we don't mind.
hello Mammar

care to join me?
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Hello Mammar, nice to see you - your drink will be along shortly, there's chocolate in abundance in the small room under the Grand Staircase if you'd like to indulge......

Queenie has repaired to her chambers, she's not been too well this week, I'm hoping she'll be back down again soon - little Red is having abandonment issues (one of her cats is missing her....)
There was Not the Nine O CLock News as well - showed the one with Rowan Atkinson on "Is there a God?" on AB a few nights ago and most folk couldn't remember it.
And for this week, I have, at the bottom of me Asda bag . . .
157 empty DVD cases (long story)
Several remote controls for long defunct electrical products
0.5 of a pint of skimmed milk, or slightly coloured water as I call it
(Where do you find the key for a 'half' fraction on an iPad keyboard?)
87 stubs for raffle tickets which didn't win prizes
And the shed key
Nooooooo she's lost her pussy ? Igor over here with another mum's thingy please...slurp..Got me sparkly on feel dressed now. Mam will see about swimming, I was birkenhead junior champ you know.thanks Igor slurp...these vollys are sooper...

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No no no Minty, the little puss is here with me, she's only left him with me and he misses her - keeps watching the door
Love to QoM for a speedy recovery then.
Thank you for your kind greetings. If anyone wants me I shall be in the small room underneath the Grand Staircase eating till I'm sick. I have a good book (at least I hope it is)
I may easily join you in a while, Minty, but I am in dire need of a Choccy hit
I guess that's a "no" then, Mammar
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I once won a jar of chocolate bady paint in a raffle, decided against painting it on best beloved as I would probably have ended up with a hair ball........used it over ice cream in the end..
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^ make that body paint..^
Oh ExCel it was your invite! I do fancy a bit of bowling and a hottie. See? I couldn't even see straight till I got the serotonin surging round me system. I'll be with you in a while. I figure there's a Twix, a Snickers and a couple of chunky Kit Kats that need my attention for a while
Little Red is now cuddled under the duvet with his mummy :)
DT ! Get that long lens camera out of the keyhole immediately!

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