Donate SIGN UP

Mistletoe For Moony

Avatar Image
ttfn | 21:15 Fri 21st Dec 2012 | ChatterBank
42 Answers
Come and get it !
Gravatar

Answers

1 to 20 of 42rss feed

1 2 3 Next Last

Avatar Image
Twas the night before Christmas And all thru the house Nothing was stirring Not even a mouse. Laying in a drunken stupor TTFN was spread eagled on the bed After Moony had his way with her TT was well and truly spent. Outside the snow was falling It warmed the cockles of one’s heart To lay here snug and cozy When TT let go of a f@rt. Well, Moony shot up onto his feet...
09:58 Sat 22nd Dec 2012
ooweck, are you sure you've braced yourself sufficiently?
Question Author
Hello, albs :)

I can assure you I have had more than a 'brace' to prepare for this!
where is it, then? (I can't find any this year!)
lol :-D

How are things going with you? xxx
To borrow an expletive thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud
ttfn, take your brace out, you'll lock teeth with moony :-)
http://www.anatreptic.com/straight-jacket.jpg

you must have lost it, ttfn....

lol
DT, I always thought that happened to Moony :-)
Explains a lot.
Question Author
No shortage of it around here, boxy ;) The birds have denuded the holly tree but the white berries survive ...

My day has been quite crappish but I have survived it so no worries, albs. I phoned Big Sis for the usual evening phone call and her reaction to my day was entertaining, LOL xxx

Sibbers - 'thudddddddddddddd' is not an expletive, merely a physical reaction ;)



Do tell us about your day, ttfn
TT, I am fond of you, please take care xxxxxx ((hugs)))
Question Author
'Tis the stuff from which nightmares are made, my dear sibbers. Probably best left to the imagination ;)
I would do so too....mistletoe is dangerous stuff. There's a high linkage with it and pregnancy.
Oh please do tell
Question Author
It is ok, dtc - Moony has been 'taken care of' ~~~~~

Thank you albs. I am made of stern stuff xxx
I wondered what those "berries" were.
Little blue diamond shaped berries are best.....
Question Author
Good grief no, dtc.
These are big, luscious, creamy, mistletoe berries, better than M&S in fact
those berries are the only ones to be interested in, quite frankly
' big, luscious, creamy, mistletoe berries'


:-D

1 to 20 of 42rss feed

1 2 3 Next Last

Do you know the answer?

Mistletoe For Moony

Answer Question >>

Related Questions

Sorry, we can't find any related questions. Try using the search bar at the top of the page to search for some keywords, or choose a topic and submit your own question.