Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Her Ladyship may not be in attendance this evening, so I shall throw open the doors to members old and new for a night of chat and fun. As the weather has turned quite damp, a warmer feel to the buffet - along with the usual and welcome buffet essentials we have baguette pizzas with a choice of toppings and for the Football later, I have prepared mini steak and ale pies.

This week's tailcock is : Brolly.....a lovely slick and smooth brew guaranteed to keep the weather off your mind.

Please leave all dripping gamps,galoshes and gumboots in the vestibule so they can be hidden in the appropriate waterproof cranny by the Butler.

For the Rofl :

10 Dolly pegs
6 yards of washing line
a box of staples
Large bag of cotton wool balls.

So let's have fun.

[DTCwordfan]

things have gone quiet on here.......is this post Olympian bloos?

[tonyav]

No DT, a new one kicks off later in the week.

[gness]

I couldn`t find you. I was all alone under the settle. :-(

Mind you...I would have won the rolf. :-)))

[Lie-in King]

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while they're gamptastic, they're lovely!

Did you enjoy your bath Miss gness? Any problems, please take them up with the plumber.

[tonyav]

gness, may I settle under the settle with you ?

[Mamyalynne]

Right everyone, I think it may be about time to draw the Rofl - this weeks tickets are Number Olive, well Khaki or some shade of green ....gosh these brollies are good, hic!

[tonyav]

'' Any problems please take them up with the plumber '' Oh gawd, here we go.

[Mamyalynne]

Price you pay for being an artisan Tony.

[tonyav]

Yippeee, I've won the staples.

[Mamyalynne]

And tonight's winning colours are...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t925JwYXhVA

[tonyav]

Well matron DT has called me a p*ss artisan, in the past.

[gness]

My bath was bliss thank you Mr Butler. The plumber solved all problems.

If you don`t tell Murray you may join me Tony.

Bother...I`ve dropped my rofl tickets in the bath. Can I share your pie Tony?

[Mamyalynne]

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[DTCwordfan]

"George Washington never lied" and neither shall I.......(tongue in cheek)

[tonyav]

Of course you can gness, somebody is bound to grass me up to minty.

[Lie-in King]

Yippee, I've won something! Ah. I appear to have cotton wool balls.

The TV lounge is open & the valves are warming up should any guests care to join me for the football highlights in around 30 minutes.

Mr tony - you have a telephone call from a "Miss mints" - I have informed her that you'll be along shortly.

[gness]

Whoops!

[tonyav]

Maj, could you please tell miss mints that I have had to go and visit a friend in need, in Honk Kong.

[Lie-in King]

Certainly sir - I trust you remember the location of the gratuities jar?

Refills for yourself & Miss gness...

[tonyav]

I most certainly do, maj.