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Good evening Matron & guests. For the rofl I can offer -
A large sheet of unpopped bubble wrap
Telescope that only makes things look further away
All the noisy "little darlings" belonging to the neighbours Grrrrrrr...
I shall begin serving tailcocks and generally buttling immediately.
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Good evening Maj, do hope you are well.
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good evening Mamya and all attending this Super Saturday at the Castle Olympics.
Riffles:
One leg of Ennis's shorts, the other torn by the tip of her javelin
One bucket of sand from the long jump
One broken rowing boat seat for those into that sort of thing
One starter's gun
One box of weevil Cuban cigars
One form for refugee immigration
One pot of white track paint (for the Moat)
One broken bicycle - tainted and marked GB
One pair of Hoy's socks - make good leg warmers
One bucket, marked "Extinguish Olympic Flame"
One pair of cracked glasses, etched "Last place in Road Cycling"
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Good evening DT - your "Best Bard In The World" flagon has been filled with Dorney Dazzle. Seems you are to be the evening's guinea pig...
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My word DT what a plethora....and with last weeks rollover, a fair raft of prizes.
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Good evening your matronship and maj, for the roffle I have 3 big end bearings suitable for a 1965 Hilman Imp, 5 running shoes ( minus the laces ) a pack of cards ( minus the picture cards ).
May I partake in a bucket of that fine tailcock the Dorney Dazzle if you please.
Your matronship could i please request Maurice Williams, Being without you. On your good night thread later tia.
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a Dorney Dazzle will indeed frazzle, a guinea pig for what, Buttle, not BBQing, me hopes.
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Request noted Tony.
DT, it won't hurt a bit ....
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Is that fresh lemon juice, absinthe, raspberry vinegar and a soupconne of Marmite I detect in there, Mamya, served over the finest Polar bear Ice and Moat weed for garnish - far beats that Mint stuff.
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Good evening Mr tony - your bucket, sir...
Must find that chap some work this week...
DT - you were first to try the Dazzle, no BBQs here
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Along with the Voddie and Gin naturellement
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I must say the continental buffet would go very well with the Dorney Dazzle.
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DT - secret as well you know.
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I might be well BBQed if I go near a naked flame in the next five mins though.....yummm
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Evening both. Do excuse my multi-tasking, cooking dinner, having a drink, watching the Olympics and actually breathing.
For the rifle I have a bowl of cherries (life is), a tube of silver glitter, a red plastic dragon and a key to je ne sais pas.
A Dorney Dazzle sounds just the pip! Rowers and scullers have such beautiful thighs.
Eric would like to visit the croc. Summer cloak (Thistledown, what was her mother thinking?) is rather shy, please your Maj, treat her gently.
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Hello one and all! My apologies for absence lately - I have been helping aged mother in the Midlands more frequently, and also attending Prom concerts in London. (I know which I prefer!)
For the rafl I could offer a knitted doughnut, a leaky groundsheet and a return rail ticket to Burton-on-Trent (for last Wednesday).
I am in desperate need of a tailcock please, your kingship!
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Daisy, what a busy girl, do have a break for a few moments.
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Jumbo, how marvellous, fond of all things knitted
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good evening, gracoius hostess - and all others assembled.
i bear gifts for the yoffull:-
a discus - that crashed through my window five minutes ago
three .. no, four used tea bags
my spare hi-viz vest
one ibuprofen tablet (400mg).
i'll just wipe my feet while - hopefully - LiK pours me a drink .. i need it.
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Good evening Mamya and guests.
Please forgive me if I pop in and straight out.
I have developed a very strange visual problem and am finding it difficult to focus.
I`m sure it will soon clear and I will return for some tailcocks.
For the rolf i bring
Seven damp sweat bands
One broken litter pick up stick
Three places in a queue
G x
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