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Weird week so far
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Monday night, 8.30 Knock on the door, then it got thumped, then the letter box was rattled severely.
It takes me more than 2 seconds to answer the front door. Jeez.
Charity guy was met with, 'can't you give folk a chance to answer their door without trying to bash it in?' 'We're in a no cold-calling area anyway so go away'
He legged it up the street.
It takes me more than 2 seconds to answer the front door. Jeez.
Charity guy was met with, 'can't you give folk a chance to answer their door without trying to bash it in?' 'We're in a no cold-calling area anyway so go away'
He legged it up the street.
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.I think he had a pink thing round his neck 'Gift for Life' or some such thing.
Received a letter from the Post Office, life insurance for over 50's yesterday. Very good, I'm not yet over 50. The pre-printed DOB was wrong on so many levels and it was addressed to Miss My-middle name and Maiden Name.
It's early yet to find out what Wednesday will hold.
Received a letter from the Post Office, life insurance for over 50's yesterday. Very good, I'm not yet over 50. The pre-printed DOB was wrong on so many levels and it was addressed to Miss My-middle name and Maiden Name.
It's early yet to find out what Wednesday will hold.
Alba many years ago on holiday in Welsh Wales at the bottom of Snowdonia Railway in the souvenir shop was a placard for sale that said :-
We dont want double gazing,home extensions,life insurance,home security,cavity wall insulation,religious groups, new kitchen,central heating, financial advice, or market research.
DONT KNOCK.DONT RING.DONT CALL
look at that I said to Chief Stout and he said if its still for sale when we get back from the train trip up the mountain I will get it for you and he did and we fixed it in our porch along with "beware of the dog" in english, beware of the cat in portuguese, and our house sign "The Hovel".
We still get the odd cold caller but I just point to the notice and say "cant you read pal" and shut the door.
smug buggers us !
We dont want double gazing,home extensions,life insurance,home security,cavity wall insulation,religious groups, new kitchen,central heating, financial advice, or market research.
DONT KNOCK.DONT RING.DONT CALL
look at that I said to Chief Stout and he said if its still for sale when we get back from the train trip up the mountain I will get it for you and he did and we fixed it in our porch along with "beware of the dog" in english, beware of the cat in portuguese, and our house sign "The Hovel".
We still get the odd cold caller but I just point to the notice and say "cant you read pal" and shut the door.
smug buggers us !
oooh 10, ain't they just so blooming annoying. I wasn't worried before you came to my door you twit, now I've answered it, why should I be worried? Unless you're going to give me a cheque for a million squidge, I've no reason whatsoever,.........ooooh
Aww, Tony, no. Only for holidays to get the rust off.
Aww, Tony, no. Only for holidays to get the rust off.