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Mamyalynne | 20:00 Sat 07th Jul 2012 | Quizzes & Puzzles

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Good evening everyone - as her Ladyship is otherwise engaged, it falls to me to welcome you here tonight. A slight upturn in the weather has prompted a most summery buffet with an assortment of crustless sandwiches, various fillings to suit all tastes too. Voltra vons it goes without saying also make an appearance....for dessert Strawberries loom large, a wonderful Pavlova with lashings of cream and of course the more simple Strawberry and cream combo for the less adventurous, A large flagon of spiced Pimms for a refreshing boost and a brand new Tailcock - the Murray, a well practised recipe showing signs of improvement , may well develop fully soon but still drinkable in it's immature state.

For the Rofl

6metres of netting
White line paint
3 shuttlecocks (bald)
7 Croquet hoops ( never was any good at sport)

Apologies already in from Excel

although i'll not be at tonight's MOFC (as previously stated) because of the early night i must have - on account of tomorrow.
i would still like to donate some prizes for the blaffle.

so i have sent to the manor - via courier - the following:-

my recently expired car tax disc
a klingon-english dictionary
the dressing from my arm, used after i gave blood last week
dvd of 'the shawshank redemption' (i had two)
used question sheets from my last quiz night.

hope the evening goes well, and give my regards to all attendees, please.

So settle in and have a natter.

Local Cryptic

Sat DT 26912

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tonyav

It is true DT, I have already viewed a Kraut vehicle, only one previous owner a certain Mr Hitler.

Mamyalynne

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Daisy don't get me started on sand, remember the 'incident'....no too much - Maj a flagon please.

Mamyalynne

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Tony your ladders are down dear, do buck up.

Lie-in King

Certainly Matron, one flagon.

It might interest guests to know that the croc has invented a new game in honour of his best friend - it's called "Catasta" & is played with two ducks of cards.

tonyav

Your matronship I have given her Ladyships down pipe a good poking and all is well now.

DaisyNonna

Gutta percha Tony? Oh no, wrong sport. Still, sit with me and we will swop stares. Have no ladders (except in some old stockings) but you would not be interested in those.
More Murray if you please. Advantage whom?

flump1

I say Matron, these volly vents are sure tasty and what pray is that dip I have been dipping my tortillas in ?

DTCwordfan

aaah an English champion at Wimbledon...............

Mamyalynne

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Thankyou Maj - I needed that!

Tony, wonderful, now I can give my cubicle a good airing.

Daisy don't take advantage of the plumber please.

tonyav

Daisy, you are wrong, I am interested all forms of ladders.

Lie-in King

Miss Daisy - your refill & I see that Matron has warned you about the plumber...

Mamyalynne

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Flump that is my special 999 Eyot Dressing

flump1

nakes and adders.... or is it lakes and sadders, good game that,,,,don't play with the croc though ...he cheats. Another Murray here please butler, rather lush aren't they ?

flump1

Matron..,pray please tell me there will be no ramifications ?

tonyav

It is indeed flump, very lush indeed, Another bucket over here if you please.