Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening everyone - as her Ladyship is otherwise engaged, it falls to me to welcome you here tonight. A slight upturn in the weather has prompted a most summery buffet with an assortment of crustless sandwiches, various fillings to suit all tastes too. Voltra vons it goes without saying also make an appearance....for dessert Strawberries loom large, a wonderful Pavlova with lashings of cream and of course the more simple Strawberry and cream combo for the less adventurous, A large flagon of spiced Pimms for a refreshing boost and a brand new Tailcock - the Murray, a well practised recipe showing signs of improvement , may well develop fully soon but still drinkable in it's immature state.

For the Rofl

6metres of netting
White line paint
3 shuttlecocks (bald)
7 Croquet hoops ( never was any good at sport)


Apologies already in from Excel

although i'll not be at tonight's MOFC (as previously stated) because of the early night i must have - on account of tomorrow.
i would still like to donate some prizes for the blaffle.

so i have sent to the manor - via courier - the following:-

my recently expired car tax disc
a klingon-english dictionary
the dressing from my arm, used after i gave blood last week
dvd of 'the shawshank redemption' (i had two)
used question sheets from my last quiz night.

hope the evening goes well, and give my regards to all attendees, please.

So settle in and have a natter.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh yes, the guttering, thanks to the leak my cubicle has been moist all week.

[Lie-in King]

Steady on, sir!

[flump1]

LiK thank you , the poncho will benefit greatly from an airing. It will also keep it restrained . The Murray is most surprising, a hidden strength. I will sit and warm through and catch up with news and views from around our mad mad world.

[tonyav]

Ohhhh, Juicy Lucy that reminds me of a story I may tell later after a bucket or two of her matronships wonderful tailcock the Murray.
Also what is wrong with her Ladyships plumbing again.

[owdhamer]

Good evening mamya,we went to Catterick on Wednesday to watch incitement, unfortunately the poor horse broke a shoulder,and was destroyed,her Ladyship asked to be informed,another horse was purchased by the name of Rory boy.I have for the raffle a battery charger for a cordless drill,knackered,2 blunt screwdriver bits ,half a defrosted rhubarb crumble,and a bucket full of water.

[DaisyNonna]

Good evening to you. I too have returned from outer darkness (Bournemouth).
For the rifle I have 1 pair of lace gloves (small)
1 lime scented candle
6 glass marbles
1 half squished tube of calendula cream

[sunny-dave]

Good Evening miss flump - park your posterior over here & tell me the gossip - is that nice Dr Sqad still trifling with your effectiveness?

[Lie-in King]

Good evening to both Mr owdhamer & Miss Daisy - may I offer you each a flagon of Matron's latest concoction, the Murray?

[flump1]

Oh I would so like to win the bucket of water......be problematic getting home on the nag though ....

[tonyav]

Oh the lovely DaisyNonna is here, come over here and sit on my knee.

[DTCwordfan]

Bournemouth is indeed outer darkness - isn't it the hame of our dear TTFN?

[Mamyalynne]

Only nipped to sort Alfie's supper out, my word welcome all, fabulous prizes too.


Daisy I have heard strange tales re Bournemouth.

[Lie-in King]

Miss flump - perhaps allow the nag to drink the water & then use the bucket as - oh, I don't know - some form of hat?

A refill, miss...

[flump1]

Evening Sunny D, Well just you wait till I tell you ....That young Dr Sqad is awful good at trifling.

[Mamyalynne]

It is DT and need we say more??

[flump1]

LiK how wonderful and thoughtful you are .....indeed I shall cross my fingers in hope of winning the bucket of water.

[DTCwordfan]

a dark foreboding place indeed, second only to Ilfracombe as that Startrekky Shitner pointed out recently, and he's now 82.

[sunny-dave]

"All water in the rofl prize list has been passed by the management"

times were simpler, the world was younger, oh how we laughed ...

[DaisyNonna]

Your felineship, a Murray would hit the sweet spot. Perhaps my cloak could help with the poncho? Know they are friends. Eric the broom is rather damp but should not be allowed too near the fire in case of conflagration. A volley vaunt would be appreciated as I have been too busy reading to cook.

[owdhamer]

Has the new cocktail a minty flavour.