Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome once again to all members old and older.

The Committee have not met this week as we were inquorate.
Do not concern yourselves about this, though, dear members. A doctor was consulted and measures have been put in place.


For tonight's raffle , so far we have:

A Beano Annual 2007 (mostly intact )
Three cups, two saucers and five plates (nearly matching)
Four odd gloves (brown, green, black and tan)
A football with a very small hole

[Mamyalynne]

Hic!! More Glitz please Maj

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, miss Daisy - what splendid prizes!

The lavatory brush and the mop are keen to make your broomstick's acquaintance, so I have taken the liberty of introducing them.

Your flagon, miss...

[ladyalex]

Leaving the main clubroom for the television lounge now.

The cellar key is in the usual place, so help yourselves (in moderation).
Back later. If you have to draw the raffle in my absence, then take care of my prizes until I come back to claim them.

[DaisyNonna]

How thoughtful your felineship. One does meet a better sort of cleaner here.
Delish Glitz Mamya. What colour polish was used? Hope it is non-toxic.

[Mamyalynne]

Prizes?? a bit previous

[Mamyalynne]

Flatbreads are Polish

[Lie-in King]

Matron - they ARE m'lady's tickets...

[sackville]

Mamya, you do have a lovely singing voice if I may say so. These Glitz's are rather nice but maybe a trip to the Smorgasbord and a poloshed flatbread might be an idea, Whilst I'm there' where are the raffle tickets to be located?

[nungate]

A good evening to all. Sorry if I am late, still indisposed had to come by coach and pair................
I trust I find everyone in the finest of fettles?

[Mamyalynne]

Hi Nungate, rofl tickets available from the hall table.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, miss nungate - your usual bucket of tailcock. May I relieve you of your sodden clothing?

[nungate]

You are most kind, majestic one, my favourite number is puce, Mama I do hope there are still some left

[DaisyNonna]

Hello nungate. My fettles are lovely, if a little tight. Perhaps I should take a little more exercise and give the broom a short holiday. I know he would like to visit his roots. Oh dear, seemed to have sipped all my Glitz.

[Lie-in King]

(Hint taken)

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while they're not at all blingy, they're lovely!

[humbersloop]

Good evening Mi'Lady,

for the riffle I bring
the smoked salmon that was at the bottom of the freezer for Christmas. 2010.
good wishes for the Bard on his date
and advice to dt that it does not do to try snogging first time out

LiK, a tailcock if I may, and the Otter would like to know where the Hold 'Em action is this evening?

[nungate]

Glad to hear that Daisy, it's always good news when one's fettles are in tip top shape

[Mamyalynne]

Glad all fettles are operative, cannot reveal if tickets are number puce just yet.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, miss humbersloop - you have arrived at a most opportune moment. The croc, his cat & Alfie are looking for a fourth for a new game the croc has invented, called "Georgia Drops 'Em". I believe it can get quite exciting.

Your flagon, miss...

[Mamyalynne]

Alfie....gambling??


just for matches I hope, he has no independent means

[Lie-in King]

Fear not Matron, I'm certain your piggy-bank can be glued back together...