Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.


Good evening and welcome one and all.

Members are advised to take especial care in the corridors this week as polishing has been done 'with a will'. This is odd, as it is usually done with floor polish and a duster, but who am I to question such things ?


Please leave your raffle contributions on the usual table in the hall.

So far we have:

A tin of John West pink salmon (sell by date obscured by rust)

A box of Milk Tray (soft centres only, hardly any with teeth marks)

A box of dental floss. (unused).

[Mamyalynne]

Vermin is a constant battle Sira.

[Mamyalynne]

Hi Daisy plenty onions and Moutard.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, miss Daisy - your Scintilla. May I place your broom in the refrigerated brush cupboard?

[Jumbo747]

Good evening m'lady and all................welcome back L-i K; your excellent buttling was sorely missed.

For the rafl I have brought:

2 books of 1st class stamps (as I hear they are to rise dramatically in price)

some Sloane's linament

[ladyalex]

Good evening, Kate and Your Maj. Thank you for the prizes.
Delighted to welcome you both and interested to hear the excuses for dereliction of duty over the last two weeks.

These Scintilla are delicious, I think I will venture another.

[slinky.kate]

oh its very warm in here i think i'll sit in the refrigerated brush cupboard and cool down,i will take a tailcock with plenty of ice with me

[ladyalex]

Hello, Jumbo and Daisy. My we're filling up tonight...how lovely.

I do hope the mice are under control now....I am a little nervous of mice and Elly is positively phobic.

[Lie-in King]

Scintillas for m'lady & miss Jumbo.

M'lady - a butler never tells...

[Jumbo747]

Thank you kind sir - excellent service tonight.

Ooh, my battery is running low - must find a lead and plug in!

[Sir Alec]

I have only brought my pet elephant, Dinky. No prizes for guessing where i've hidden him.

[DaisyNonna]

Thankyou so much your felineship, thankyou on behalf of the broom. We have missed you. Bottoms up!

[Jumbo747]

Be careful, Sir A, remember what an elephant never does ................and I am one!

[Mamyalynne]

More for the menagerie what fun.

[Sir Alec]

He's frightened of the mice. Just crawled up there. Very uncomfortable, I must admit!

[Mamyalynne]

Ouch!!

[ladyalex]

ooh nasty....

[humbersloop]

Good evening Mi'Lady

and apologies for the brief sojurn this evening, there are third generation creatures stalking elsewhere who need close restraint.

For the riffle I have:

an empty J20 bottle, apple and mango
a pink diamante dog collar,recently liberated from a Jack Russell pup
A Fumble Fingers game from the lamented Hawkins Bazaar

Is there any chance of a Scintilla?

[Lie-in King]

I must apologise miss Sir A, I am at a loss - is it the elephant or the mice that have crawled somewhere?

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while they're scintillating, they're lovely!

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, miss humbersloop - your Scintilla...

[ladyalex]

I too am at a loss.
Or at the very least a considerable discount.

Welcome Humbersloop. Good luck with the restraints.
Have you enquired into pharmacological restraints ? I understand they can be very effective and if not, you can always take them yourself and try for oblivion....