Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.




Welcome, everyone, once more to our Club.
The night is very cold , but our fires have all been banked up so gather round for another evening of wonderful......entertainment....

No doubt the usual array of delicious snacks and nibbles will appear very soon and, of course, there will be another signature tailcock . I expect tonight's one to be especially warming.

For the raffle so far I have:

A red woolly scarf
Two pairs of violet mittens
A packet of Fisherman's Friends

[DTCwordfan]

Quelle étoile que vous etes, Madame O!

(now that title has a familiar ring to it).

[ladyalex]

Thank yo , Mrs O.

Dt is poetic even in frog-speak.

Do we have any celery ?

[ricky2525]

Greeting all, I'm back. Brrrrrrr.......... it's cold out there. Mamyalynne may I suggest either a game of croquet or alternatively I Spy ?

[DTCwordfan]

Merci mon "Mensonge au Roi" - Vous etes sympa...

[DTCwordfan]

Last time I saw the croquette, it was in the Croc au Moat

[petal54]

sorry to intrude at this hour,tending the sick,hope not missed the ruffle,could do with the fisherman's friends.seems a hectic night,even thw woolfs are out in the wild woods,so watch out wobbling home later

[ladyalex]

That's all greek to me, DT...but whatever floats your boat..

[Mamyalynne]

ooh Croquet is bad for the Parquet, but 'I spy' sounds safe enough

[mrs_overall]

Bonsoir DT, comment allez vous?

Do vous venez here often? Je suis drinking le vin rouge ce soir et je suis half cut mais le vin est going down une treat.
Je suis manging les Walkers Fromage est Onion crisps

[ladyalex]

petal, how lovely to see you. Is Mr Petal any better yet ?

Keep warm.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening miss petal - a flagon of tailcock, perhaps? To ward off the chill, of course...

[DaisyNonna]

Pas de la poesie! Oh! I had hoped or two or three snowdrops. Sulk, sulk.

[ricky2525]

I spy with my little eye something beginning with "f"

[peashaq]

DaisyNomma - thanks - I don't know what you're talking about but I'll work on it. Am I a member now ?

DTcrosswordfan "Je suis que je suis mais je ne suis pas que je suis (a Frenchman following a pig along a path) - ode please ?

[humbersloop]

Good evening Milady

I believe I meet both criteria for participation in your salon, and ask if I may drop by? For the riffle, I offer:
a small bag of seaweed
a faint whiff of diesel
a scrimshaw carrot of my own handiwork.

[DTCwordfan]

Ca cest perfect Ms O - une buffet veritable il must be dites.

Pas de grape juice rouge ou blanc pour moi - Je suis on the camion wagon as on dit. Alors je suis boser as a juge....

Pas de I-spy as it is not facile for un mouton.

[petal54]

Mr.Petal is coming along slowly,many visits to the vets,sorry docs,so a medicinal florin would go down well,thank you

[Lie-in King]

Good evening miss humbersloop - please allow me to relieve you of your coat & to offer you a flagon of Aurora Aww!!, Matron's tailcock du jour.

Rest assured that your coat will be hidden with care & no small degree of artistry.

[Jumbo747]

Ricky - it must be a frog (or a haggis)

[Mamyalynne]

"Firetongs"