I went into the Shell gas station this morning and asked the employee for £15 worth of gas.

[Groupie]

He farted and gave me a receipt.

[felly]

I hate that word but this made me laugh :)

[mike11111]

Isn't it shocking, the price of farts these days!

[felly]

Even funnier :))

[Prudie]

Lucky they weren't doing a BOGOF offer

[felly]

Hysteria is taking over now

[DTCwordfan]

-rseholes that Shell are....

[felly]

Please stop it

[Hymie]

Which word do you hate, and why?

Personally, I don't hate any words - they are all my friends.

[felly]

Fart - I even hate writing it :)

[mike11111]

If the word was good enough for Elizabeth I, who are we to argue?

[micmak]

I also dislike this word. If we all spoke properly maybe our children would too.

[mike11111]

Edward de Vere, Earl of Oxford farted while swearing loyalty to Queen Elizabeth I, and consequently went into self-imposed exile for seven years. After his return, the Queen was reported to have reassured de Vere: "My Lord, I had quite forgotten the fart." (John Aubrey, Brief Lives)

[DTCwordfan]

what poop.....

[craft1948]

I always say pumped.............

[DTCwordfan]

the Martian who visited a Shell station sent back the following message to his space ship, Alpha Centauri Zeta Jonesa,

"Funny smell down here and they sell their farts dressed up as Gas. And they keep their penile members in their ears."

[mike11111]

That reminds me of another joke which I can't remember, apart from the punchline which is, "You don't argue with a bloke who can wrap his cock round his shoulder and stick it in his ear".

[starone]

What's the right word then?

[felly]

I think it's fart

[Prudie]

windy pops

[DTCwordfan]

Me thinks it is "flatulence" actually