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joggerjayne | 09:39 Sun 03rd Jul 2011 | ChatterBank
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Don't you hate it when guys have half a sun tan ...

... and a white body in the shape of a vest !!

(and if they do ... do they HAVE to come down to the coast for the day, take their shirt off, and walk past my window?)

I mean ... what is WRONG with some people !!!
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Godalmighty ... it's only half past nine, and the white belly blokes are out there.
09:40 Sun 03rd Jul 2011
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LOL Trime ...

I know ... that could be a big question !!
09:41 Sun 03rd Jul 2011
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Get the machine gun out JJ

The absolute worst is the gut haning over the shorts, whilst wearing socks and sandals.
09:41 Sun 03rd Jul 2011
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alba ... you mean ... "Croydon men" ??

LOL
09:42 Sun 03rd Jul 2011
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alba

<<<The absolute worst is the gut haning over the shorts, whilst wearing socks and sandals.>>

I couldn't agree more and the men are just as bad.
09:43 Sun 03rd Jul 2011
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rofl sqad, true true
09:44 Sun 03rd Jul 2011
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Tee shirt shape is okay.

It's just vests.

It's that tan line shape that says ...

"... I wear a vest in public!"

(shudder)
09:58 Sun 03rd Jul 2011
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The first tanning of the summer should be done in private and without a top on at all to save dazzling anyone (or making them hurl!)
10:45 Sun 03rd Jul 2011
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Stark arse naked on my terrace works for me.

(Why is it so hard to tan your bum? You'd think that lack of regular exposure would make your butt more receptive to tanning.)
13:08 Sun 03rd Jul 2011
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I just use a Pound shop multi felt pen pack and colour in the white bits with the appropriate colour.
Yes .. arses are very hard to tan up : )
13:11 Sun 03rd Jul 2011
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I'll try to remember the "felt pen" method, then.
13:24 Sun 03rd Jul 2011
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with notable exceptions the average Englishman has other qualities to that of looking good in the sun
13:28 Sun 03rd Jul 2011
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Like ... being invisible against a white background ?

LOL
13:57 Sun 03rd Jul 2011
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that's one of um JJ - must admit pale doesn't do it for me but each to it's own
13:58 Sun 03rd Jul 2011
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Sharpies are good .. and they have other uses of course.
13:59 Sun 03rd Jul 2011
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Well I'm not average. Above average length TBH.
14:05 Sun 03rd Jul 2011
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Stark arse naked on my terrace works for me./// Perleese JJ give us a postcode.Ron.
14:06 Sun 03rd Jul 2011

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