Mad Over 50's Club now open

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening members new and old, once more I am left in the lurch - I mean in charge as the Aristo's have toddled off to see some prestingdig... er pestergating er Magic Show.

The Aga has been well used today and arrayed on the long buffet table in the short gallery are amongst other things, a beautiful Roast Gammon joint (do carve as you require), some tasty Tandoori Chicken skewers with a Raita dip. All the usual nibbles and Tailcocks are there also.

This week's guest tipple is 'Magic Wand!' a truly amazing concoction and perfect accompaniment to the Gammon.

For the raffle I have;
2 cards of Kirby grips
6 Playing cards (all jokers)
Half a jar of Branston pickle
A dozen Liquorice teabags.

So welcome all, settle in and chat.

[DaisyNonna]

I've got colour 19, number Mauve. What do I get?

[starone]

If lady.a was here I would be shouting "FIX" but without her I do not know who to blame. The one who has all the winning tickets I should think.

[Lie-in King]

Oh no, I'm not falling for that one!

[DaisyNonna]

Alex, what a comfort to have you here. People keep disappearing.

[alexanderd]

In case anyone is wondering(or interested) the reason I have my rock and roll clothes on is that I have been to alive music show in the local park and an open air showing of Grease

[alexanderd]

Hi daisy as LadyA appears to be absent you can pick your own prize

[TonyV]

Boxers in ring

[ttfn]

Alex, my shining armour in knight's wotsits. How are you? Do have one of Mamya's special Wnads - they are so palalalalalatable. Look, bottle glass, glass bottle, bottle bottle, glass ... ... ... ? ? ?

Is Meg related to her ladyship, there is something about the eyes that makes me wonder?

[Lie-in King]

Dogfight

...Sorry, force of habit

[starone]

It's all this magic stuff, daisy, no wonder people are disappearing.
ttfn, who do you think is going to be brave (stupid, idiotic,drunk) enough to get into that blanket chest while you use the saw. You will have to ply them with many tailcocks, so that they are almost insensible. If you want me I will be hiding behind the sofa with the jug of Magic Wand.

[Meg]

I give up!! Off next door, get more sense out of that lot nowadays, if you can't beat them join them!!

[Mamyalynne]

I am sure we can all claim a prize (well not me as custodian of course)

Evening Alex, you do look sleek in those brothel creepers.

[alexanderd]

A magic wnad eh? ok I will give it a go. TTFN you look enchanting tonight. God theses wnads are strong

[Mamyalynne]

Meg what is the matter? I think you have a look of a young Debbie Mcgee.

[DaisyNonna]

The crochet hook please. Might bew asked to be in Trial by Jury again. Last time had a nearly 7 foot strip of crochet work.

[Mamyalynne]

Good thinking Daisy long crochet threads do have a use around the home.

[alexanderd]

Daisy that sounds like my knitting, must learn how to cast off

[Meg]

Thank you mamya, what a compliment, still off next door, think I fit their requirements now.

[DTCwordfan]

go back a page or two mamya, something for you.......

[DaisyNonna]

Why does one have to creep in a brothel? Poetry and Prose should be heard.