Yes, I own a spade. I purchased it from slavetrade.com and he cleans, cooks, gardens and plays the blues whilst I pay him �3 a day and use him as a punchbag.
The French are OK. Yes, they are essentially a nation of peasants and communists but there heart is in the right place.
And lets face the facts, they don't smell as bad as the bloody Spainish.
As for welshies. Mmmmm, I have grown to respect my fellow man, but there is something about Cardiff people and the way they talk that simply is not English if you ask me.
And incest is so wide spread, it is available on the NHS there.