Oww!

[Patsy33]

Yesterday a book fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame...

[aelmpvw]

were you at the library or a tome?

[Svejk]

Lucky you like light reading.

[vulcan42]

probably didn't use enough shelf raising flour.

[Patsy33]

Ironically, the book that fell on my head was 'Anti- Gravity'

[marval]

I wanted to do some DIY the other day, so I went to the library and asked the librarian if she had any books on shelves.

[Patsy33]

Just discovered they have a library where I live. They kept that quiet.....

[marval]

Our library has so many books they had to put it in a multi-story building.

[Patsy33]

I'm reading a book about mazes. I got lost in it...

[bookbinder]

Dictionaries are so argumentative. One word leads to another.

[marval]

A man goes into a library and asks, "Have you got The Grapes Of Wrath?"
The librarian says, "No, I always walk like this."