Just Had One Hell Of A Shock

[TWR]

I will explain later, need to sit down.

[janbee]

Oh, do tell TW. Hope all ok.

[stuey]

You failed the breathalyzer?

[Psybbo]

You've bumped into Gness?

[DTCwordfan]

Blackpool FC won?

Hope all ok.

[janbee]

You're pregnant.? Now, THAT would be a shock !! also impossible so that's why it would be a shock .
You've won a million.?

[DTCwordfan]

You took the full force of the National Grid, 450 Volts of it, having wired the Christmas tree up wrongly so?

[stuey]

You stuck a pair of scissors into the electrical socket...How many times have I told you not to do that. Now go to your room and wait until your dad gets home!

[Baldric]

Really hope it's nothing too serious TWR,
must have happened very quickly with your previous post at 1419.

[DTCwordfan]

He's blown the TV set up...soap and water are not good for its innards...

[anneasquith]

had one hell of a shock....................... post on AB :)

[Svejk]

Does anybody else post while standing up.

[anneasquith]

I post letters standing up ?

[Sipowicz]

I have to, I couldn't reach the pillar box otherwise!

[Svejk]

groan
groan

[RandyMarsh]

wife is pregnant?

[anneasquith]

congratulations randy .

[sandyRoe]

If it's the €uro jackpot you've won don't forget the impoverished here in AB land.

[Psybbo]

Seriously, I hope it's not bad news, TWR

[Baldric]

The suspense is nerve jangling, I off to Waitrose!