Could We Squeeze A Chuckle Out Of This?

[sandyRoe]

http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/northern-ireland/man-grabbed-tesco-manager-by-testicles-court-hears-29831699.html

[sandyRoe]

I know it couldn't have seemed very funny to the Tesco manager, but still...

[emmie]

not really, a thief and violent as well, doubt the store manager was laughing.

[aelmpvw]

"Maybe from the prison he could write a letter to the manager of the Tesco store expressing his regret."

i'm sure the tesco manager in question will treasure that missive

[jim360]

I'm amazed he had the ba -- no, I can't finish that!

[Wharton]

lls

[Baldric]

Let's start with the basics,
How amused would you be with a Fisherman hanging off your testicles?

[aelmpvw]

Baldric, that's going to the top of my list of unusual questions i've been asked asked recently

[andy-hughes]

It's not the assault that made me laugh - nothing funny about the act or the circumstances.

My humour was derived from the judge - dryly observing when told that the manager was in extreme pain - "That sounds credible ...".

If you say that out loud in a sonorous judge-type voice, you may well laugh - I did.

[aelmpvw]

'asked asked' must have been a freudian slip

[Wharton]

....or 'aws' if you come from Scotland

[weecalf]

So that's what tesco is short for

[tamborine]

surely the manager could reciprocate by grabbing the thiefs balls - cant men do that ?

[andy-hughes]

tamborine - can I assume you are a member of the opposing genital group?

If so, be advised that having testicles grabbed and held with force does concentrate the mind wonderfully.

Concepts such as grabbing the assailant in the same area may seem logical, and indeed from a removed distance, they are, but trust me, in the situation, such thoughts are immediately obliterated by a wave of agony so all consumung that death starts to look like an appealing option!

[wolf63]

I have to say that, if I was about to be caught for shoplifting, grabbing the person by the testicles would not be one of my methods of defending myself.

It is bizarre. Almost as bad as ............ I'll have to think it over

[ummmm]

Wuss....

[Blackiequine]

So you've never given birth then, Andy (to a baby)?!

[aelmpvw]

so if a woman giving birth was squeezing her partners testicles, who would scream the loudest?

[Blackiequine]

Have to admit, ael etc, that women go on to give birth for a second time, don't suppose many men would come back for more!

[McMouse]

Coming up to Xmas and nuts are very popular.

[Zacs-Master]

Whenever I go to the dentist i always grab his balls and ask 'Were not going to hurt each other, are we'?