Where Are You Going?

[IndieSinger]

In my life, I've encountered three... 'comedic'... answers to this question. My dad used to say the first two: 'Off me rocker' or 'There and back, see how far it is'. I heard another yesterday: 'To hell and back if I don't change my ways'. Anyone know any others?

[tartanwiz]

'To Hell on a wheelbarrow', 'Up the Clyde on a biscuit', 'Off my head- d'you want to come with me?'

[Tat]

'To San Jos�... Do you know the way?'

[ally_cat]

My Dad used to say 'To see a man about a dog'.

[Jenny Tools]

Round the bend and back again

[katiesara]

My mum always says "to Bubbeth park" - have no idea if this place really exsists, it's something her yorkshire father used to say to her!!

[Numbers]

Katiesara - "bubbeth" is more than likely Bubwith, which is near Selby.
Check out http://www.genuki.org.uk/big/eng/YKS/ERY/Bubwith/

[Postie]

Ally_cat - "to see a man about a dog" means to go for a pee. Indiesinger - your father might also have said "round the jinny 'orner" or "I'm going back to immazaz"

[IndieSinger]

Postie, is that anything to do with the Oomatingy Tribe of South Africa?

[TommyC]

"To see a dog about a circus" (probably just a silly variation on AllyCat's answer, and "To hell in a handbasket", which I always particularly liked...