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pugthedog | 20:14 Sun 16th Feb 2014 | Jokes
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why didn't they leave chas in the jungle
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i don't get it
You tell me?
On Emmerdale a few years ago a guy violently raped Lisa Dingle . When the programme finished, I was waiting for the next one, the finish and then the ads on. On the credits, I noticed, "This programme was sponsored by Spec Savers"

DT...you are naughty !
Not Johnny Walker then, DT.
Black or Blue, tony?
Black and Blue in her case, DT.
Probably.....



My neighbour said to me, "If you don't mind me asking, every night at 7:00 we hear you and your wife start shouting and screaming. What's going on?"

"7:00? We're watching Emmerdale."

"So why all the swearing?" he asked.

"The TV's stuck on ITV, we've lost the remote and we effing hate Emmerdale."

Nobody gets left in the jungle, pugthedog. I take it you don't like her much then? Val is the one I can't stand.

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