Being A Proper Bitch Today!

[maggiebee]

Just the mood I'm in so............I will correct your spelling, grammar, punctuation etc. etc. until I get it out of my system!! Apologies in advance, just the way I'm feeling - very down and bitchy!

[jno]

go and bite a car

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-mid-wales-25679166

[Psybbo]

Ave a ball

[grasscarp]

Sory to here you, are feeling witchy. Hoping that you fele betta soon.

[Mamyalynne]

Sorry to hear that muggiebaa.

[SlackAlice]

ooo-errrrr Ethel!

Too many full stops and exclamation marks methinks?

[cupid04]

Did you get out of bed the wrong side?

[cupid04]

Are you taking MarkRae's place as a spelling policeman?

[Grimaldi]

Living up to your name, then, MaggieBEE?
I'm working on a limerick incorporating Dundee, but it's slow work.

[AB Editor]

"I'm feeling like I want to be pointlessly picky - I guess it's time to go on the internet!"

:)

[jno]

maggiespellingbee

http://theweek.com/article/index/245004/17-winning-words-from-past-national-spelling-bees

[mrs_overall]

Maggiebee was once feeling down
With a scowl and a very deep frown.
You'll cry for your Mamma
When maggie picks on your grammar
And asks you to define a noun.

scuttles away as fast as possible

[Baldric]

pull yourshelf togather womon!

[grasscarp]

We have overloaded Maggie with things requiring to be corrected. She has probably gone to drink her avatar.

[mrs_overall]

Maggiebee can be such a bitch
All on AB have a bad nervous twitch
Let's hope you can spell
Or she'll give you pure hell
And you can't blame a spellcheck glitch

out of breath from scuttling to and fro so hides behind the sofa

[whiskeryron]

Menopausal rage is it maggie ? Sit back & think of England.

WR.

[mrs_overall]

Ron you are so dead!

Maggie, I recommend either something alcoholic or go beat the living daylights out of your cushions

[maggiebee]

ENGLAND Whiskeryron..........now I am in a rage! SCOTLAND.......repeat after me SCOTLAND!

[lady-janine]

wot you meenin? sory youse not weel. hup youse am buter soooon. x

[mrs_overall]

maggie, I didn't realise you are in Scotland. That means you are entitled to be depressed....it is your birthright