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a poem for everyones Grandpa x

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Bobbisox | 19:50 Mon 14th Mar 2011 | Jokes
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The computer swallowed grandpa.

Yes, honestly it’s true!

He pressed 'control and 'enter'

And disappeared from view.

It devoured him completely,

The thought just makes me squirm.

he must have caught a virus

Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin

And files of every kind;

I've even used the Internet,

But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves

My searches to refine.

The reply from him was negative,

Not a thing was found 'online.'

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'

My Grandpa you should see,

Please 'Copy, Scan' and 'Paste' him

And send him back to me.
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Good work Bobbi. I love it
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sweet brid, isn't it?
I like that!
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it would have nicely worded for Abers for their Dad's boxy wouldn't it?
That made me chuckle Bobbi.
To err is human,
The fact is true indeed,
But if you really want to foul things up,
A computer is what you need.


Brilliant poem, by the way. Keep them coming, I could do with a laugh.
Ahh I love it Bobbi
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Jonny it is a very poignant poem if you think about it
lovely.
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evening Anne :-)
If he smokes a pipe i may have him,i'm sure i could smell baccy a while back.
I like it thanks
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thank you marval
excellent Bobbi. Reminds me of Pam Ayres poems
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it well could have been eddie, I didn't pen it, I am not as clever as that ;-)

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