warning to all chatterbank men

[johnny.5]

A warning about a very real scam happening lads, beware! If you use any of the major supermarket carparks, watch out for this scam. As you unload your shopping into the boot, two very tasty young ladies, around 20, will come over and start cleaning your windscreen with cloths and some spray stuff. They are practically falling out of their skimpy t-shirts and hotpants (it is very hard not to look) and if you offer them a tip, they will politely refuse and ask instead if you can run them to another supermarket carpark. They get in the back seat, and as soon as you start driving, they begin to have sex with each other then one of them slides over into the front and starts doing things to you as well, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen on October the 31st, November 3rd, 4th, twice on the 6th, the 9th, the 11th, the 14th and a couple of times today. There is a likelihood that it will happen again this weekend at least once as soon as I can get more wallets.

[mrs.chappie]

That's a cracker! :o)

[Buenchico]

Thanks for the warning, Johnny. I've got myself prepared ;-)
http://tinyurl.com/35z7joh

[Jan1957]

Very good Johnny. :-)

[DrFilth]

which supermarket should i go not go in

[Buenchico]

"go not go"?
Are you still undecided then, DrF?

[mrs.chappie]

You'd have no chance of getting in anyway, Dr.F. The queue is 26 miles long.

[dotty.]

They may do home delivery tony, ask johnny for their contact details

[Buenchico]

Sorry, Mrs C.
For a queue of 26 miles the supermarket would have had to be selling these ;-)
http://tinyurl.com/3ynkwmo

[DrFilth]

i was in asda at 7-15 this morning and i had a good look round , there was no crumpet with skimpy t-shirts in the car park :)

[Buenchico]

Home delivery, Dotty? I thought that was the job of midwives!

[mrs.chappie]

Chris .... is that a Marathon in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? :o)

[Jan1957]

Damn, we've been caught out again mrs c. We'll have to find a new scam.

[mrs.chappie]

:o)

[Buenchico]

Mrs C:
Sorry, I've only just noticed your question.
Let's just say that's what's in my pocket isn't lacking in nuts ;-)

[mrs.chappie]

Ooh I say .... :o)

[Buenchico]

Perhaps, Mrs C, we should collaborate on the script for a new 'Carry On' film? ;-)

[mrs.chappie]

Cracking idea, Chris. 'Carry on Banking' (AnswerBanking, that is) here we come!

PS: Am I Barbara Windsor or Hattie Jacques? And are you Sid James or Kenneth Williams? :o)

[Buenchico]

Mrs C:
"Carry on Banking"? A satire on workers in the City of London, perhaps, or simply rhyming slang for something else?

I'd love to be Sid James (who, despite his pock-marked face, oozed sexual attraction to many people) but I feel closer to Kenneth Williams.

I've previously posted that Babs Windsor was my first 'screen crush', but I recognise that Hattie could be a real 'turn on' for many men (including me!), so I'll leave it to you to decide which part you want ;-)

[Jan1957]

Bagsy I'm Fenella Fielding as in Carry on Screaming.