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pauln90 | 15:11 Thu 04th Nov 2010 | Jokes
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My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall..........

He approached a uniformed security guard and said,
"I've lost my grandpa!"
The guard asked, "What's his name?"
"Grandpa"
The guard smiled, then asked, "What's he like?"
The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied,
"Irish whiskey, and women with big tits."
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Avatar Image Bbbananas
I love that.

Are you sure you're not Doc?!
15:12 Thu 04th Nov 2010
Avatar Image Bbbananas
...or Sqad?
15:12 Thu 04th Nov 2010
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lol, sounds like my late grandad.....
15:12 Thu 04th Nov 2010
Avatar Image keithlbw
Sounds like what my grandson would say ! ! !
19:31 Thu 04th Nov 2010
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Sounds like me :-)
19:32 Thu 04th Nov 2010
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How fabulous! Bet the security guard had trouble keeping a straight face!
19:34 Thu 04th Nov 2010
Avatar Image seadogg
Lovely joke. Are you sure he got the Irish Whiskey bit right?
20:48 Thu 04th Nov 2010

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