Margarine

[Seafarer1966]

A catholic priest opened a tub of margarine and saw the face of jesus. He showed it to his mate from Tibet. His mate said.....I can't believe it's not Buddha.

[daftgrandad]

Do you use this site as a testing ground for these so called jokes,
before you try them on an audience ?
Report form says "Must try harder"

[Francis Asis]

I laughed.

[ummmm]

So did I...

[mccfluff]

:-)

[daftgrandad]

It would seem I,m in the minority in this.
I was referring to the fact that Seafarer only ever uses the Jokes thread.

[Seafarer1966]

Well god strike me down with a bolt of lightning for only using the jokes thread grandad. Sorry mate. Remind me to get your permission next time. Thankyou all the other lovely people for nice comments.

[jno]

rather good, actually.

[Seafarer1966]

Hey guess what I went through all the previous pages of jokes grandad looking for a few of your rib ticklers. Guess how many of your jokes are on there?.......er......none. Not one. Nothing. Nada.

So come on mate it's your turn to put a joke on here. Judging by your very high standards it's going to be a pearler. I can't wait. Tum-te-tum......is it on here yet?.........

[piggynose]

ha, not

[beso]

Post it in Religion and Sprituality. That topic needs a boost. Classic.

[squarebear]

Well it made me laugh. Nice one Seafarer.

[mike11111]

LOL. That one works on so many levels I'm not sure where to begin.