Dirty carpets?

[carrust]

A little old lady answers a knock at the door to be met by a travelling vacuum cleaner salesman. Before

she has chance to speak, the man tips a bucket of dog sh1t over her carpet & explains.....


" Madam, if this cleaner does not remove all traces of dog sh1t from your carpet, I will eat what's left!"

" Well", the says," I hope you are hungry, 'cos the sods cut off my electricity this morning!"