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Number Plate

A bloke came running into my house the other day and said, "There's a bloke outside with a number plate on his head". I said "That'll be our Reg".
13:50 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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craft1948
made me chuckle....
13:52 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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sandmaster
I like it!!
13:53 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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elcee45
Nice one :))
13:55 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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marval
Good one
21:49 Wed 03rd Jun 2009
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carlton23
Best of your others
23:11 Wed 03rd Jun 2009

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