Punday supplement

[chrisrob]

Dog Biscuits: Are they made of collie flour?
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"This coffee's muddy!"
"That's funny; it was only ground this morning."
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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little wine.
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Why was the elephant sitting on an orange outside the tabernacle? It was waiting for the juice to come out.
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I've included extra puns today as I won't be able to post any tomorrow. I'm having a lap fundo. (Not so sexy as it sounds. Google laparoscopic fundoplication if you want to know.)

[carlton23]

Good Luck, I hope you get well soon.