Ugly man can't get a girlfriend.......

Jillius | 15:42 Tue 13th Jan 2009 | Jokes

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...........so he buys himself a blow up doll. He couldn't wait to try it out but it kept deflating on him so he took it back to the shop and asked for a refund.
"Why?" asked the shopkeeper
"Cos it keeps going down on me" replied the man
"It's the only thing that's ever likely to you ugly bu88er" replied the shopkeeper.

Another company goes to the dogs

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sleepyj

lol very good

Seafarer1966

As old as the hills that one. An alternative ending is where the guy wants a refund because he gave her a love bite on her bum...she farted...and flew out of the window.

Thankyou and goodnight.

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Jillius

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Poor no.knowledge ! The man wasn't you was it ?? ha ha

crisgal

the ending i heard was:
sorry, i've given you the deluxe model!

brionon

Jillius-Are you an Uglyphobe? This is very hurtful to people like me.

Jillius

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lol brionon !

scaniavabis

why do people feel the need to reply with "old as the hlls" and "heard it before"

this topic is called "Jokes" not "New Jokes only"

REPORTED cos I'm fed up

Jillius

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scaniavabis, thank you !
I absolutely agree ! I think people like Seafarer just go through all the jokes just to pick fault !
Just cos he/she has heard it, it doesn't mean to say that everyone has !

kinell

fred took one of these dolls back to the shop'

'its tongue is sticking out , its got no b00b$ and has a 9 inch c0�k!'

sir, you have got it inside out..

kinell

he still wasnt happy so changed it for one 'of a more exotic appearance',

when he got home he blew it up,

...and it mugged him.

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