there are some punchlines that make me laugh, without hearing the joke - if you know what I mean.
like:
I'm sorry vicar, i thought you said a goat!
and
Half past two!
does anyone know what I mean? Do you know any good ones?
crisgal Thurs 21/08/08 18:18
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lol
and:
by the grace of god and the help of two sticks, i got them back in!
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he does not he has no nose
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half past two or two thirty ?
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"Suit yourself," the farmer replied, "the hens are round the back."
Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em!
The blonde says "Don't you have a vase?"
"Anything but a Canadian Club," replies the seal.
Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts."
Rectum? He darn near killed him
Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"
Wear the Fox Hat.
27 and you still believe in goblins.
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"well", says the third naked guy "I was inside this fridge..."
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You know mother, sometimes you really p!ss me off!
All the good ones are taken and the rest are disabled
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..."but Dave, youre a f*cking vet ! "
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Sorry, we don`t serve sandwiches here.
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because he couldn't get 'the chicken' off his knob
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Oh,hiya Al, didn`t see ya there.
Sister, can i gargle in that holy water before she sticks her @rse in it.
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She's in the kitchen, weighing the postman.
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johnny.5: the correct punchline is:
Cinderella relpies "half past f*ckin two!"
these are so funny! I'm pleased I know most of 'em!
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If you help me find my truck, we'll drive out.
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mustard, custard and you, yer big ****!
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"what! ....and sit here in the dark!"
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" First, let’s make sure he’s dead'...“Okay, now what?”
‘Watson, you idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
"The Russians used a pencil."
"Pal, I've got to congratulate you. I've heard that question a lot over the years, but that's the first time I've ever heard it in the pluperfect subjunctive."
"Its rated ARRRRR..."
"It's the cat..."
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Thank God, I spent half the night trying to stick them back up.
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