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All dogs go to heaven.....
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........but what about us pussy cats?
Frankie and Princess Merlin
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Hi Frankie and Princess Merlin. I think us cats go to our own heaven sort of place. Not sure I'd want to be in the same place as those dogs. My person doesn't believe in heaven and all that stuff but I'm not so sure - I think any furry person who is as good as me has to go somewhere nice after our nine lives are used up.
I'm currently not speaking to my person - she put that nasty liquid stuff on my neck the other night - she reckons it stops me getting fleas and worms but I reckon she's just being mean. Anyway, I'm making her pay for it - I'm following her round the house all the time but not giving her any cuddles, just sitting across the room glaring at her. I think she feels really really guilty now.
I'm currently not speaking to my person - she put that nasty liquid stuff on my neck the other night - she reckons it stops me getting fleas and worms but I reckon she's just being mean. Anyway, I'm making her pay for it - I'm following her round the house all the time but not giving her any cuddles, just sitting across the room glaring at her. I think she feels really really guilty now.
Our slave put some nasty red stuff on my paw one day, it was for furrballs or something. I was supposed to lick it off but I rubbed it off using the furniture. It stained the woodwork in the computer room. Stupid humans..not like us cats.
I get cuddles forced upon me, Merlin likes that sort of stuff 'coz she's a girl but I like to stay aloof.
I like your picture - it looks like you too...you have bigger paws though.
Our slave is supposed to be vacuuming up the cat litter she spilt but she has been putting it off all morning. They really are lazy animals.
I hope Santa Kittie is good to you, we are getting a tree that slave thinks is cat proof. He! he! he! .... we will see.
Frankie and that stupid girl Merlin
I get cuddles forced upon me, Merlin likes that sort of stuff 'coz she's a girl but I like to stay aloof.
I like your picture - it looks like you too...you have bigger paws though.
Our slave is supposed to be vacuuming up the cat litter she spilt but she has been putting it off all morning. They really are lazy animals.
I hope Santa Kittie is good to you, we are getting a tree that slave thinks is cat proof. He! he! he! .... we will see.
Frankie and that stupid girl Merlin
We are definitely cleverer than these people - I would have done the same with this stuff but she puts it just at the back of my head where I can't get to it - very sneaky. I think that picture is of a cat called Garfield - I couldn't work out how to put an actual picture of me up there and now I can't get into the new version of the site at all.
I'm a bit concerned about Christmas, she's said a few things which have me worried - "France", "cattery", "only 6 days", "sorry", "you'll be fine". I'm still trying to figure out exactly what it all means but I don't think it's good! We haven't got a tree yet but I think one may be coming tomorrow and as she won't let me climb the tree outside I'll definitely be climbing this one - just call me "DESTRUCTO" from now on!
I'm a bit concerned about Christmas, she's said a few things which have me worried - "France", "cattery", "only 6 days", "sorry", "you'll be fine". I'm still trying to figure out exactly what it all means but I don't think it's good! We haven't got a tree yet but I think one may be coming tomorrow and as she won't let me climb the tree outside I'll definitely be climbing this one - just call me "DESTRUCTO" from now on!
Yeah - trash the house before she goes to France. Imagine leaving you at this time of year, what happened to goodwill to all cats.
Slave went to a place called Nottingham last Christmas but now that we have come to stay she is staying at home with us.
She bought us a radiator hammock for our Christmas. Merlin tried it out and it looked like she was going to pull the radiator off the wall - my sister is 'curvaceous'. I really don't think that she has slotted it together properly, but there are no instructions.
We are all off for a sleep now and when we wake up we are having dinner. Altogether a good day.
Speak to you another time Sam.
Slave went to a place called Nottingham last Christmas but now that we have come to stay she is staying at home with us.
She bought us a radiator hammock for our Christmas. Merlin tried it out and it looked like she was going to pull the radiator off the wall - my sister is 'curvaceous'. I really don't think that she has slotted it together properly, but there are no instructions.
We are all off for a sleep now and when we wake up we are having dinner. Altogether a good day.
Speak to you another time Sam.
Hi, Frankie and Sam!! You two sound just like Cleo & me - we're having fun wrecking the Christmas tree, too! Our human Mum is talking about somewhere called "Italy" for something called a "holiday" next year - that means we'll be left with K Jnr. He's O.K., he lets us go out when we want to, even at night, and Mum doesn't like that. She says we have to come in at night 'cos it's dangerous out there for little cats. She doesn't realise that we're almost grown-up moggies now.
I think us pusses go to Heaven!! Monty xx
I think us pusses go to Heaven!! Monty xx
Monty - when I read your message I thought that your slave was taking you to Italy. I am never leaving Scotland. Slave told me that they eat cats in some countries - she didn't say where, but I know that I am safe here.
Sam is being left alone at Christmas, we were left on our own once and it was awful. We survived for almost 24 hours but had nobody to annoy or beg from.
Tesco was selling their Roast Beef off at a reduced price today and I must have had a whole belly full of bits. I ate all my bits and growled at Merlin when she tried to eat her share. Then I ate Merlin's roast beef too.
I am off upstairs to bed to get the duvet before the fat human decides to go to bed. She insists on sleeping on the bit that I want to sleep on.
If Merlin or I don't speak to either or you (or Cleo) before Christmas I hope you all have a good time. I am sure that you will be going to a nice Catotel for your break Sam, I am sure that one day we will have to go to one.
Hoping Santa Kittie is good to all of us!
Meow.
Sam is being left alone at Christmas, we were left on our own once and it was awful. We survived for almost 24 hours but had nobody to annoy or beg from.
Tesco was selling their Roast Beef off at a reduced price today and I must have had a whole belly full of bits. I ate all my bits and growled at Merlin when she tried to eat her share. Then I ate Merlin's roast beef too.
I am off upstairs to bed to get the duvet before the fat human decides to go to bed. She insists on sleeping on the bit that I want to sleep on.
If Merlin or I don't speak to either or you (or Cleo) before Christmas I hope you all have a good time. I am sure that you will be going to a nice Catotel for your break Sam, I am sure that one day we will have to go to one.
Hoping Santa Kittie is good to all of us!
Meow.
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