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The First Christmas Joke - and it's Scottish.......... A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, "I hate to ruin your day but I have to tell you that your...
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A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was different each week so the magician did the same tricks over and over again. There was only one problem: The captain's parrot saw the shows each...
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I can't get a girlfriend and I am still staying at home with my sister and our mum.
Do you think that there is any hope for me?
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This is my poem what I made for humans to read. Frankie - aged 5 years and 1 day old. Oh Lord it's hard to be humble when you're purr-fect in every way. I can't wait to look in the mirror cause I get...
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Babe-cats My human has entered me for a competition. The cutest cat wins a whole years worth of Whiskas. If we win she will be really, really cross when I refuse to eat it. I know that some of the...
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Got a email from the ed saying that I haven't been on AB for a while. That is coz I have been much too busy doing 'cat things' to bother about this site. I have snoozing, sleeping and catnapping to do...
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One of you sick humans told my human that Felix Marinades were great (and half price in Tesco). Well human bought a box and they were naff. We had to refuse three (or was it four) meals in a row....
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Is it too much to ask that a Slave feed their master and mistress properly. I told her that we have gone off the rabbit in jelly Felix and what was my first meal of 2009? I might have to resort to...
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How many Christmas trees have we demolished this year? Our slave refuses to get a normal tree and has purchased a topiary tree (last years tree - not even a new one) . I have tried to work out how to...
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I have just crawled out from under the duvet to type this post. It is freezing here in Scotland - makes a cat glad that he is an 'indoor cat'. My sister is really lucky coz she has really long hair....
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I think that it should be illegal to give boy cats cuddles. Humans should be banned for giving us a big hug coz that is for girls. I am tough and mean and I don't want cuddled. I lick kisses off my...
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I'm worried about you man ! How you doing? http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Animals-and-Nat ure/Question589853.html
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Are you still at the vets? Must be evil not being able to wee without pain or discomfort. My thoughts are with you everytime I go to my litter tray to flood it out. I is thinking about you - all...
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Earlier today I was reclining in my favourite cardboard box when my human came along, picked me up, removed my blanket and dumped me down on hard cardboard. I followed her to see where she was going...
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Our human has decided to go on something called a diet. She has also decided that Merlin and I go on a diet too. She has cut down our sachets from 1.5 to 1 each per day. She actually expects me to eat...
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Hey buddies - did you both get lots of toys and sweets for Christmas? Did either of you manage to climb the Christmas tree? Our slave bought a tree that we couldn't climb - something called a topiary...
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........but what about us pussy cats?
Frankie and Princess Merlin
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...because I can show my photograph to the world. Then all the pussy cats in the world will know that I am one cool tom cat. My sister is too silly and she can't work the computer. Her name is...
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Meow, it's hard to be humble when you are perfect in every way don't need to obey orders, I just do what I want. To know me is to love me. I am a helluva cat meow, it's hard to be humble. When I can...
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Sam Have you been doing un-cat like things? This link takes you to the proof that you have been actually 'working' for a living. As a cat you should lie around getting in the way and demanding food...
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