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[Rondy]

My wife was upset when she told me she had failed her driving test.
I said, "Oh no, what did they pull you up on?"
My wife replied, "A rope. The car's still in the canal!"
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I've got a friend who can only count up to 3, but he's still got a job...
He puts the crisps into Walkers crisp packets!
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I was asked to re turf Bosworth Field in advance of a battle re enactment.
Sod that for a game of soldiers.
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Yesterday I accidentally sent a naked picture to everyone in my address book.
Not only was it embarrassing but it cost a fortune in stamps.
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Hinting about a new car my wife said: 'I can see myself in a Jaguar'
I replied 'I doubt we can find one that hungry'
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