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[mallyh]

what do you do if a bird does a poo on your windscreen .............................
don't ask her out again

ok i'm getting my coat :-)

[geevo41]

That's a crap joke, mallyh :-)

[aelmpvw]

scraping the bottom int it?

[Shaglene]

Don't turn the wipers on................

[William51]

Talk about getting an eyeful.