Meals On A Buget

[Chipchopper]

I was a little short of cash this week, so I decided to go along to my local butcher to see what cheap cuts of meat might be available.
"Do you have a sheeps head", I enquired ?
He said "No, "It's just the way I comb my hair"

[Hopkirk]

That's offal

[William51]

Thats good, Baaa none.

[Chipchopper]

I think he was just trying to pull the wool over my eyes

[Patsy33]

That's shear comedy..

[elliemay1]

Maybe he should go to the baa baas

[aelmpvw]

you could get in trouble asking him if he's got a pork hock . . .

[maggiebee]

Did he have any pig's trotters?

[1ozzy]

Ewe should ram this joke,,,,,

[gingejbee]

Could you leave the eyes in the head...it'll see us through the week.