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marval | 18:37 Thu 10th Oct 2019 | Jokes
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Do you ever wake up, kiss the person sleeping beside you and feel glad to be alive? I just did and I won't be getting this train again.


I was told my Egyptian optician had died.

Asif Eyecare.


Sixty three Pakistanis died in Bradford this morning.
It was not a terrorist attack, a bunk bed collapsed.
The police are blaming AL-IKEA.


I have a fear of spiders wearing coats - Anarachnophobia.
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Reminds me of the raid on BHS shortly after 9/11, someone was overheard saying they had bed-linen on the thord floor'

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