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Patsy33 | 16:19 Thu 29th Mar 2018 | Jokes
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"Doctor, please hurry. My husband swallowed a razor-blade."
"Don't panic, I'm coming immediately. Have you done anything yet?"
"Yea, I shaved with the electric razor."

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Gillette him suffer?
22:27 Thu 29th Mar 2018
lol
Gillette him suffer?
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^^^^^
Lol! Very witty...
phew that was a close shave!
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Saved in the 'nick' of time
Thanks for the BA, Patsy, I have a few now thanks to you :)
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Well deserved! x
well deserved best answer ! Very good.

and I like the joke too Patsy xx
Hope you are feeling better.
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Thank you Albs.
Feeling a bit better but not quite right! ( I've never been quite right lol!) Hope you and your family are keeping well? Xx
Nothing worse than not feeling quite right.
I've always been half-left lol

Do hope you feel better very soon as I read you are going away next week along with your little ray of sunshine xx
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It's my other grandson Albs... 8 year old. X
oh boy!! he'll keep you on yer toes :-D x
Do hope you have a lovely time x
patsy i can categorically confirm Alba has never been right (nutty as a fruitcake) lol xx
hope you feel better soon patsy xx
oi !!
I ain't going to change y'know :-))) xx
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Albs, He will certainly keep me on my toes! Hes a good boy though.x

Well you should know Volty! Lol!...
I do feel better than yesterday so it's slowly leaving me. Got to get right for Monday.. It's supposed to snow! Haha....x
never change i like ya just the way you are x
whereabouts you going patsy?
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Dorset. We have caravan x
lovely enjoy x

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