My Wife’S A Terrible Cook

[Voltage]

My wife’s a terrible cook, she can never get her sauces right!

I’ve stuck with her though, through thick and thin.

[Zacs-Master]

Well, marriage ain’t no gravy train.

[Voltage]

the other day she said to me " this vinegar has lumps in it" i said " jeez you've got the pickled onions out again"!

[zebo]

Did she used to make school custard, the one where you were asked One lump or two?

[Patsy33]

Lol! Don't stir it up!...

[Voltage]

hi patsy hows the little ones arm xx

[Arksided]

She sounds souper.

[Patsy33]

Hi Volty, they are coming home to me in about an hour. I'm looking after baby Ray while daughter has sleep! He sees specialist about his arm in 4 weeks. X

[Voltage]

i'm putting her on the game...she starts tomorrow in a beef brothel

[Voltage]

aahh bless him hope its not to bad xx

[Patsy33]

Hopefully it will right itself with physio.
Got any good jokes?!...haha...x

[sapelesam]

My wife is a religious cook, everything she makes is a burnt offering or a sacrifice.

[Arksided]

ahh bless thanks for letting us know Patsy Xx