... I'm used to all the usual 'fnarr fnarr' fruit being depicted on swimwear (hello Mr Banana, Mrs Melons and Miss Peaches) ... but exactly who thought that this was a good idea?
Dave...are you at a loose end?.....You could open some wine....I won't share...too wet to cycle up.....or do a crossword.....why are you googling bottoms?... ;-)