Excuses For Wearing Your Wife's Underwear

[marval]

10. I must have put them on by mistake in the dark.

9. I didn't have any clean ones left

8. They make me feel closer to you.

7. I grew up getting my older sister's hand-me-downs.

6. Boxers don't come in pink.

5. There must have been a crease in the name, I thought it said Hanes for men.

4. It gives me greater empathy for the plight of women.

3. Men's underwear chafes my skin.

2. Sorry, I thought they were your mum's.

1. Does my butt look good in these?

[Old_Geezer]

If you fit into your wife's underwear, then you have nothing to hide.

[Quoi]

They were mine in the first place - she borrowed them!

[Peter Pedant]

yeah the revd ian paisley used to make his wife wear knickers with green and gold motifs on them...

because he liked taking down the tricolour every night !

[Shaglene]

I like the crutchless ones..............