Phone Sex

[-SharonA-]

Last night I had telephone sex...........
I've just come back from the chemist with the morning after bill............

[Shaglene]

Do you speak to your wife after sex?
Yes, if there is a phone handy...........

[waterboatman]

Nice one Sharon.

[Buenchico]

https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5126/5375457883_ce18f4c589_b.jpg

;-)

[Baldric]

P A Y G ??

[Prudie]

Hope you don't catch a STD

[Buenchico]

LOL @Baldric!

[Buenchico]

. . . & @ Prudie ;-)

[-SharonA-]

Buenchico!!!

[waterboatman]

Do I speak to my wife after sex? Nah, I don't want to disturb her!

[Baldric]

Brings a whole new meaning to 'Give us a ring sometime'

[DTCwordfan]

I just use her curtains.....

[Patsy33]

With all this phone sex, don't be surprised to end up with hearing aids!

[DTCwordfan]

I would have thought that a phone didn't make for a great sex toy, unless it had a buzzer or redial function.

[Cloverjo]

I don't usually read jokes on AB but those were brilliant. :)

[cupid04]

Ring, ring, why don't you give me a call...

[yogi-bear]

Afterwards I normally say "That was great!"....Mrs B replies "Oh, Have you started yet!".....

hrrrmphh!

[Baldric]

Is that an Advert @ 14:11?
;o)

[Patsy33]

I hope you pushed all the right buttons!

[cupid04]

Just seeing how far I could go, Balders ;-))