A little girl is in line to see Santa.
When it's her turn, she climbs up on Santa's lap.
Santa asks: "What would you like Santa to bring you for Christmas?"
The little girl replies: "I want a Barbie and Action Man. "
Santa looks at the little girl for a moment and says: "I thought Barbie comes with Ken."
"No," said the little girl "She comes with Action Man, she fakes it with Ken."