Don't Be Nosey

[marval]

Little Tommy was sitting on a park bench munching on one Mars bar after another.

After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that choccy stuff isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Little Tommy replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 Mars bars at a time?"

Little Tommy answered, "No, he minded his own *** business."