The Washing Machine..........

[Shaglene]

A man is walking behind his wife and says,
"Your ass is getting so big it looks like a washing machine."
The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking.
Bedtime comes around, the man starts getting amorous.
Wife says:
"I'm not starting the washing machine for such a small load.
You'll have to do it by hand !"

[Canary42]

If your wife asks," Does my bum look big in this", don't answer "Not as big as in the one you wore yesterday"

[janbee]

Very good